The club rules:
The first rule of Swing Club is:
You do not talk about Swing Club.
The second rule of Swing Club is:
You DO NOT talk about Swing Club.
Third rule of Swing Club:
Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the dance is over.
The more you dance, the more you get.
One dance at a time, fellas.
Spare shirts, comfy shoes.
Dances will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule:
If this is your first night at Swing Club, you have to dance.